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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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