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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Female
Acting
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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