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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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Obama is running again for spite.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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