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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Female
Acting
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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You haven't lived until you've died in California
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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