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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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