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I found people looked better when they laughed

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Looked
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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