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I found people looked better when they laughed

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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