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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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