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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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I found people looked better when they laughed
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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