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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
Mort Sahl
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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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