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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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