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I don't think fascism is dying for.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
Fascism
Dying
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Obama is running again for spite.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
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A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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