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We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

Mort Sahl

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
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This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
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If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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