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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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