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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

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Mort Sahl
Age: 97
Born: 1927
Born: May 11
Actor
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Montreal
Quebec
Morton Lyon Sahl
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There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
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Everything I tell you is true, but this is factual.
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If anybody comes up to you and says, My kid is a conservative - why is that? you say, Remember in the 60′s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?
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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
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Obama is running again for spite.
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Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
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Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.
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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.
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I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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I don't think fascism is dying for.
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
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I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.
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