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I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

Morgan Freeman

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Morgan Freeman
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: June 1
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I know people are saying they like you. I'm not being insulted or pushed around or anything. People are coming up because they like me. Nevertheless, I can't be everybody's...none of us can. I hate saying no to people.
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We are turning everything on this planet into food for humans. We'll eat it and, if we can't eat it, we'll kill it and take its place and just move it out of the way.
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If I stay at home, I'm not famous. I'm only famous when I'm out in the streets, so I don't go out on the streets much.
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I was lucky in that when the opportunity came, I was prepared to meet it.
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