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I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

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Morgan Freeman
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: June 1
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I think you have to be left-brained, to a certain extent, to understand science. I can talk about it, but I can't do it.
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Challenge yourself it’s the only path which leads to growth.
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Learning how to be still, to really be still and let life happen - that stillness becomes a radiance.
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The bigger point here is that golf is a good metaphor for one's life. The challenge of golf for me is trying to learn new rules. It's something you always have to work at you don't get perfect at golf. It's the never-ending quest for betterment.
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Insanity is coasting through life.
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And that if you become a star, people are going to go to see you. If you remain an actor, they're going to go and see the story you're in.
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I feel fine, I don't care who the director is. All you have to do is know what your doing - all of us - everybody in the business - that's all you ask anyone - you know your job, I know mine, let's go do it.
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It seems to me that I never grow unless I'm actually working with other actors who have shed whatever shell it is that keeps them insulated from each other.
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I think one of the things when you're casting children is you're also casting their parents.
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I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to...long enough to fool around.
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I think the educational value is what comes first. I've always thought that the most effective tools we have for disseminating information, i.e. education, is television and film.
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We humans are more concerned with having than with being.
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If I stay at home, I'm not famous. I'm only famous when I'm out in the streets, so I don't go out on the streets much.
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I have four children and nine grandchildren. I'm presently wearing out my second wife.
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One day very soon, we'll be asked: what did we do. And we will say: we did everything we could... we have to... because if we don't there won't be anyone left to ask. We have never faced a crisis this big, that we have never had better ideas to solve. This is our only home. We can choose today to make a world of difference.
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.
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Let me tell you what justice is. Justice is the law. And that man's feeble attempt to lay down the principles of deceny.
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Hey, if I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means.
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It's just the stupidest law possible... You're just making criminals out of people who aren't engaged in criminal activity. And we're spending zillions of dollars trying to fight a war we can't win! We could make zillions, just legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. It's stupid.
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Nobody is trying to save energy. We're trying to shift our use of fuel. Forget saving energy if we get the right kind of energy, there are endless amounts.
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