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I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff.

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Morgan Freeman
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: June 1
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Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.
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You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.
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I just wanted to be an actor. It's better to be well-rounded.
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It's sort of well-known that anytime any catastrophe happens anywhere in the world, they can count on the United States for help.
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I think you have to be left-brained, to a certain extent, to understand science. I can talk about it, but I can't do it.
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Nobody is trying to save energy. We're trying to shift our use of fuel. Forget saving energy if we get the right kind of energy, there are endless amounts.
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I think you take a job, you owe it as much passion as the job itself demands. And most jobs demand that you be totally committed.
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Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes fear.
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I'm easy going for the most part but sometimes in the morning if I didn't sleep well I can be kind of grumpy. But my grumpiness doesn't have that much to do with my dissatisfaction with my station in life.
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Nelson Mandela was a man of incomparable honor, unconquerable strength, and unyielding resolve---a saint to many, a hero to all who treasure liberty, freedom and the dignity of humankind.
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All my life, all my life that I can, as far back as I can remember, I saw my first movie when I was six years old. And since then I wanted to do that. I wanted to be a part of that.
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You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions. Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not. 'Have you found joy in your life?' 'Has your life brought joy to others?'
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My approach to acting is that I am totally intuitive. I read the script and I get it. If I don't get it, I can't do it.
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There's an exercise we do where someone is sat behind you and you're asked to close your eyes and fall backwards. That's acting.
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I had gone to school to work on technique and found it wasn't something that was really worthwhile to me, although it probably was.
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Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people.
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