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My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, Woof! The other replies, Moo! The dog is perplexed. Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'? The other dog says, I'm trying to learn a foreign language.
Morey Amsterdam
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Morey Amsterdam
Age: 87 †
Born: 1908
Born: December 14
Died: 1996
Died: October 26
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