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My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.

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Moms Mabley
Age: 76 †
Born: 1899
Born: March 19
Died: 1975
Died: May 23
Comedian
Film Actor
Brevard
North Carolina
Loretta Mary Aiken
Jackie Moms Mabley
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