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I know: Guns Don't Kill People. But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, Bang, bang, you're dead, not much actually happens.
Molly Ivins
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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
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Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.
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I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing.
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
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Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice.
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