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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
Columnist
Journalist
Writer
Monterey
California
Knocked
Michael
Brain

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Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
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You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.
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The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.
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Mostly, Texas women are tough in some very fundamental ways. Not unfeminine, nor necessarily unladylike, just tough!
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We often seem to be swimming through such a miasma of sexual violence - in advertising, television programming, heavy metal, rap, films, and worst of all, in the home - that even First Amendment absolutists sometimes daydream about how nice it would be to have government-as-nanny just outlaw all this effluent.
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no one has ever accused Texas of being in the vanguard of social progress. This is the most macho state in the U.S. of A. By lore, legend, and fact, Texas is 'hell' on women and horses.
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It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.
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I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
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Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed.
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My friend Mercedes Pena made me get in touch with my emotions just before I had a breast cut off. Just as I suspected, they were awful. How do you Latinas do this all the time in touch with your emotions? I asked her. That's why we take siestas, she replied.
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I know: Guns Don't Kill People. But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, Bang, bang, you're dead, not much actually happens.
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In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.
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Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
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During a recent panel on the numerous failures of American journalism, I proposed that almost all stories about government should begin: “Look out! They're about to smack you around again!
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This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency
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How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.
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It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side.
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Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.
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