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Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed.

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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
Columnist
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Monterey
California
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Richard
Felt
Swim
Left
Gotta
Nothing
Liberal
Even
Fish
Heart
Fishes
Sorry
Bleed
Hearts
Nixon

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I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing Go?
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Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.
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I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying - it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off.
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Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
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