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Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.

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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
Columnist
Journalist
Writer
Monterey
California
Politician
Teaching
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Culprit
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Schools
School
Mess
Whenever
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Aware

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