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Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
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Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.
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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
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Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press corps to determine who are actually the ten stupidest members of the Legislature. Two years ago, there were thirty-seven official nominees and several write-ins.
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Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.
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During a recent panel on the numerous failures of American journalism, I proposed that almost all stories about government should begin: “Look out! They're about to smack you around again!
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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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You could probably prove, by judicious use of logarithms and congruent triangles, that real life is a lot more like soap opera than most people will admit.
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Age has given me what I was looking for my entire life - it gave me me. It provided me the time and experience and failures and triumphs and friends who helped me step into the shape that had been waiting for me all my life.
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the more a body tries to explode all the foolish myths that have grown up about Texas by telling the truth, the more a body will wind up adding to the mythology.
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Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim and hearts gotta bleed.
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In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.
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Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.
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Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman
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The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.
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Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear.
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I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing Go?
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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
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I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government.
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On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don't need get-well cards, but I would like the beloved women readers to do something for me: Go. Get. The. Damn. Mammogram. Done.
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