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Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
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Mostly, Texas women are tough in some very fundamental ways. Not unfeminine, nor necessarily unladylike, just tough!
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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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We've had trickle down economics in the country for ten years now, and most of us aren't even damp yet.
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Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.
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Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.
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On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don't need get-well cards, but I would like the beloved women readers to do something for me: Go. Get. The. Damn. Mammogram. Done.
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The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.
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The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.
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Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences.
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Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.
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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.
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Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women.
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I think most of us become nicer as we get older, less judgmental, less full of certitude life tends to knock a few corners of us as we go through. Cancer, divorce, teenagers, and other plagues make us give up on expecting ourselves - or life - to be perfect, which is a real relief.
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My friend Mercedes Pena made me get in touch with my emotions just before I had a breast cut off. Just as I suspected, they were awful. How do you Latinas do this all the time in touch with your emotions? I asked her. That's why we take siestas, she replied.
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How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.
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This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency
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I used to go on college campuses 25 years ago and announce I was a feminist, and people thought it meant I believed in free love and was available for a quick hop in the sack. ... Now I go on college campuses and say I'm a feminist, and half of them think it means I'm a lesbian. How'd we get from there to here without passing Go?
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Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit.
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The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging.
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