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Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
Molly Ivins
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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
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Monterey
California
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It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.
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I know vegetarians don't like to hear this, but God made an awful lot of land that's good for nothing but grazing.
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Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
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Of course, it has never paid much.
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...you could have knocked me over with Michael Huffington's brain.
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Sometimes I think Texas exists as a reality check for those who might wander too far toward the precious.
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The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion.
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Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice.
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What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority.
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I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
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How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.
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I'm sorry that government involves filling out a lot of forms. ... I'm sorry myself that we're not still on the frontier, where we could all tote guns, shoot anything that moved and spit to our hearts' content. But we live in a diverse and crowded country, and with civilization comes regulation.
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So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
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Conservatives are fond of pointing out there are problems in this world can't be solved by throwing money at them. There are even more that can't be solved by dropping bombs on them.
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The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.
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