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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

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Molly Ivins
Age: 62 †
Born: 1944
Born: August 30
Died: 2007
Died: January 31
Columnist
Journalist
Writer
Monterey
California
Paranoid
Pregnancy
Tends
Slightly
Pregnant
Worse
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