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Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

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Miranda Hart
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: December 14
Actor
Actress
Autobiographer
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
LA
California
Miranda Katherine Hart Dyke
Miranda Katharine Hart Dyke
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