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I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.

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Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back. —Evelyn Baker
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Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.
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Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.
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I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.
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Me, I say those are all great things to live for, if they're what happens to float your boat, but at the end of the day, there's got to be somebody you're doing it for. Just one person you're thinking of everytime you make a decision, everytime you tell the truth, or tell a lie, or anything. I've got mine. Do you?
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The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.
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We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren't better. We weren't worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius.
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Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.
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It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason
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There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.
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Past experience told me he could smell my fear it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.
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Hey! I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. I was talking to him! Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. No, you were inciting him to stab you with a toothpick. Again, the difference is small, but I think it matters.
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If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world's population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.
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Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?
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You'd challenge me and lose. You know it, I know it, but you'd still do it. Sometimes your sense of honor confuses the hell out of me.
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I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy
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Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.
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Blood is one thing, but that’s not all that goes into family. The family you choose is the family that really matters. They’re the ones who’ll keep you standing.
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