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I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

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Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time.
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Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back. —Evelyn Baker
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