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Never steal another reporter's story never take the last of another reporter's ammo never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace never with always.

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A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.
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I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.
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Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?
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Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.
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...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.
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My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.
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Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.
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I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.
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Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.
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Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.
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Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.
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...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.
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Are you ever not a pessimist? Sometimes. But then I wake up.
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Failure to die is always appreciated.
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The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.
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We live in a world where joy is possible, love is possible, happiness is possible where all things are possible, if we're willing to take the time, take a chance, take a breath and step off the edge of everything that is for the sake of everything that might be.
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You really can't go home again. Sometimes, that's a good thing. Sometimes, when you try, you find out that home isn't really there anymore... but that it wasn't only in your head before. Home actually existed. Home wasn't just a dream. Sometimes, that's the best thing of all.
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