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Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.

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Mindy Kaling
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 24
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