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I really love Bridget Jones's Diary - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She's supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?

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Mindy Kaling
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 24
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
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