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Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
Mindy Kaling
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Mindy Kaling
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 24
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Vera Mindy Chokalingam
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I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.
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I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?
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I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think.
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I find it very sad that so many girls who look up to me are young women of color who have been told that they are ugly, and who feel that they are not normal...I think it's so important that women look like me find that they can be beautiful or objects of love, attention and affection.
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As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.
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I love telling press the designers I'm wearing, especially if they are emerging. That's exciting to me, supporting talented newcomers.
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I was obsessed with being popular when I was in high school and never achieved it. There's photos from our high school musicals and things, and I'm comically in the deep background, wearing a beggar's costume.
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I'm Indian-American and I think that when I think of myself as being culturally Indian, it had so much to do with when I lived with my parents and was a kid because they would take me to the Diwali festivals. They would take me to the temple, and they would teach me about all the different holidays.
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I stupidly memorize my credit card and use it about thrice weekly for online shopping. The only reason I don't bankrupt myself is that I return about 75% of what I buy.
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I have never regretted erring on the side of withholding information.
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Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
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