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Mindy Kaling
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 24
Actor
Actress
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Cambridge
Massachusetts
Vera Mindy Chokalingam

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Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.
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My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.
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If I gave my mother a knitted scarf she'd be worried I was wasting my time doing stupid stuff like knitting instead of school work. Presenting a homemade knitted object to my parents was actually like handing them a detailed backlog of my idleness.
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I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just assume it will happen and that it's the right way to do things. It's a deeply Indian custom - that you kind of inherit your parents and your spouse's parents and you take care of them eventually.
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For heaven’s sake, if you don’t know someone’s name, just pretend you do. Do that thing everyone else does, where you vaguely say, “Nice to see you!” and make weak eye contact.
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Everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model.
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One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.
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I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.
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This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.
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Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
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I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.
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Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.
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I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.
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I am an incredibly impatient person.
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If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.
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Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.
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I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.
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I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.
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I work so hard and so many hours, and I've done that for years and years and years.
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More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look
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