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I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.

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Mindy Kaling
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: June 24
Actor
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Cambridge
Massachusetts
Vera Mindy Chokalingam
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