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The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

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Milton Jones
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 16
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Milton Hywel Jones
Difficult
Jobs
Pollen
Hay
Fever
Count
Especially
Humor
Funny

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