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I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
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Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
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