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I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Sleep
Working
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Dreams
Afraid
Brother

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