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Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
Milton Berle
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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but only as long as it's not visible from the street.
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You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
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