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Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
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Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
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Golf
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This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
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My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
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I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
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Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
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