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Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Sex
Especially
Four
Eighty
Terrific
Winter

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