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My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Milton Berle
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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
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I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!
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