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My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Motorcycle
Attached
Christmas
Son
Asked
Littles
Little

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