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Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
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Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
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