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In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
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Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
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Three
Thing

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