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It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Steroid
Tough
Took
Teaching
Team
Education
Kids
Debating
School
Steroids

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