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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Food
Anytime
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White
Culinary
Order
Jew
Persons
Cooking
Person
Bread
Somewhere
Delicatessen
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Pastrami

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