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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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Milton Berle
Age: 93 †
Born: 1908
Born: July 12
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
New York City
New York
Inspirational
Door
Knocking
Doesn
Build
Graduation
Change
Positive
Knock
Doors
Encouraging
Motivational
Senior
Powerful
Initiative
Success
Determination
Opportunity
Inspiring
Seekers

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