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I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

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Mike Tyson
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: June 30
Actor
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Boxer
Podcaster
Professional Boxer
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Brooklyn
New York
Michael Gerard Tyson
Iron Mike
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How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry.
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I used to have lots of tigers. I had all sorts of exotic pets when I had some money. Before I was broke, I had everything. Pigeons and vultures, lions, tigers, and bears. I had it all.
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